Roles in Heaven
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  Brahma        -   Systems Installation
  Vishnu        -   Systems Administration & Support
  Lakshmi       -   Finance and Accounts consultant
  Saraswati     -   Training and Knowledge Management
  Shiva         -   DBA (Crash Specialist)
  Ganesh        -   Quality Assuarance & Documentation
  Narada        -   Data transfer
  Yama          -   Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
  Chitragupta   -   IDP & Personal Records
  Apsaras       -   Downloadable Viruses
  Devas         -   Mainframe Programmers
  Surya         -   Solaris Administrator
  Rakshasas     -   In house Hackers
  Ravan         -   Internet Explorer WWWF
  Kumbhakarnan  -   Zombie Process
  Lakshman      -   Support Software and Backup
  Hanuman       -   Linux/s390
  Vaali         -   MS Windows
  Sugreeva      -   DOS
  Jatayu        -   Firewall 
  Dronacharya   -   System Programmer
  Vishwamitra   -   Sr. Manager Projects
  Shakuni       -   Annual appraisal & Promotion
  Valmiki       -   Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
  Krishna       -   SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
  Dharmaraj     -   ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
  Arjun         -   Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
  Abhimanyu     -   Trainee Programmer
  Draupadi      -   Motivation & Team building
  Bhima         -   MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
  Duryodhana    -   Microsoft product Written in VB
  Karna         -   Contract programmer
  Dhrutarashtra -   Visual C++
  Gandhari      -   Dreamweaver
  100 Kauravas  -   Microsoft Service Packs and patches