Marriage tragedy
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Have a good Laugh:
  
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry.That must be
why my wife treats me like toxic waste. --- David Bissonette

When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him
keep her. --- Sacha Guitry

After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just
can't face each other, but still they stay together. --- Hemant Joshi

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a
bad one, you'll become a philosopher. --- Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them.
--- Dumas

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What
does a woman want? --- Sigmund Freud

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
--- Anonymous

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and
dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." Henry Youngman

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." Sam Kinison

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic
banking. It's called marriage." --- James Holt McGavran

"I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the
second one didn't." --- Patrick Murray

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit
it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. --- Nash

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it
once... --- Anonymous

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
---  Henny Youngman

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
--- Rodney Dangerfield

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. --- Milton Berle

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy. --- Anonymous

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he
received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have
mine." --- Anonymous

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second Guy "You're lucky,
mine's still alive."