Difference between a GRE person and a normal person
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A GRE STUDENT   : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not 
                  truly auriferous.
A NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.

A GRE STUDENT   : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers.

A GRE STUDENT   : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.
A NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales.

A GRE STUDENT   : Neophite's serendipity.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck.

A GRE STUDENT   : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries
                  of small, green, biophytic plant.
A NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss.

A GRE STUDENT   : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to
                  congregate.
A NORMAL PERSON : Birds of the same feather flock together.

A GRE STUDENT   : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.
A NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep.

A GRE STUDENT   : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to
                  rectitude.
A NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness.

A GRE STUDENT   : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately
                  departed lactile fluid.
A NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk

A GRE STUDENT   : Eschew the implement of correction and vitiate the 
                  scion.
A NORMAL PERSON : Spare the rod and spoil the child.

A GRE STUDENT   : The stylus is more potent than the rapier.
A NORMAL PERSON : The pen is mightier than the sword.

A GRE STUDENT   : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a 
                  superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.
A NORMAL PERSON : U can't try to teach an old dog new tricks.

A GRE STUDENT   : Surveillance should precede saltation.
A NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap

A GRE STUDENT   : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.
A NORMAL PERSON : twinkle,twinkle, little star.

A GRE STUDENT   : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation 
                  possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.
A NORMAL PERSON : he who laughs last, laughs the best.

A GRE STUDENT   : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without
                  interludes of hedonistic diversion renders John a 
                  hebetudinous fellow.
A NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

A GRE STUDENT   : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices
                  would be advised to refrain from catapulting petrious 
                  projectiles.
A NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.

A GRE STUDENT   : Where there are visible vapors having their provenance 
                  in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.
A NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire